Monday, April 6, 2009

NEW PUBLIX GROCERY STORE OPENS

A new Publix supermarket opened.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the sent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steakswith onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more!
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13 comments:

Miss Slick One said...

LMBO!!!

Connie said...

Flushing Johns and sweet aroma d'lectern,Ha-ha

Connie said...

Am I going blind??I can't find older posts

ADM DESIGN'S said...

LOL...LOL

Joyce said...

Where in the world have you been Bethe. I miss you in the group and you haven't posted here in a month. Hope everything is OK. BTW, very funny.
Hugs, Joyce

Gaylene said...

Hi Bethe just popped in say hi hope all is well with you love the entry LMAO hugs Gaylene xxxx

Yasmin said...

Hi Bethe been a long time since we heard everything from you hope all is well.

Hugs

Yasmin
xx

Ps Love your page background.

garnett109 said...

LMAO! LOVED IT!

Teresa said...

You wrote!!!! (doin' happy dance) and in Houston they have stores like that LOLOL, scared me to death the first few times I heard those sounds!! I get really "into" my grocery shopping LOL.
I love your new set up here, it's beautiful :) something I'd pick for myself 'cept in black LOLOL. You know me and dark things :x
Love you Sistah Dear*
Teresa

Teresa said...

P.S. Love the graphic too :)

Missie said...

Where have you been??????

I've missed you!!

Love your tag and new layout!

Wunderwoman said...

I love your layout. How about posting a tut on doing one like this? (or something similar)

Gillie said...

HA!!!
xx